I Don’t Even Know

Clearly this must be the work of some evil genius. Or maybe someone trying to put some sort of curse on me?  I found this when I was leaving to take the dog for a walk last night.  W….T….F is going on near my front porch?  Is that an egg?  Half of some kind of rabbit/squirrel?  And where is the other half?  Why is it so cleanly severed with no blood or guts hanging out? Where did the egg come from and why is it not hard or broken?  Is it a duck egg? It’s pretty large in comparison to the bottom half of that animal.  Did a snake throw up half its meal for the week in my yard?  So many questions I don’t even know.  The only thing I DO know is that it’s covered in a TON of ants and the egg doesn’t seem to interest them.

I know the picture isn’t very clear, but I was a little weirded out.  And maybe there were smudges on the lens of my camera phone.  All I know is that I wasn’t going to go back to get a clearer picture.  Sorry…Not sorry. Also, I think it’s still there this morning. wtf

So That Just Happened

losemymindSo, I pretty much failed at yesterday.  There are two routes/locations for the park and ride bus that I take to work.  One of them is brand new and I just started riding last week.  Which one I take depends on what I have to do after work and which direction I will be heading in, so there’s no real consistency to what days I’m taking which bus.  When the new route started I joked that it would be funny if it happened.  I don’t think it’s a coincidence that yesterday I finally did it…I GOT ON THE WRONG BUS.  I took one bus to work, but got on the other one to go home.

Do you know what it feels like, as a grown freaking woman, to have to call your mother to come pick you up from one park and ride lot to take you to another park and ride lot where your car is actually parked?!?!?!?  Probably not.  Because…WHO DOES THAT?!?  And this is why I said yesterday that I need more sleep.

Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only one that does these kinds of things.  Surely not.  Anybody?  Anybody else at all?!?

This Week’s Random Thoughts

Since I’ve been completely in a funk the last week and not motivated to really do anything, here’s just a crumb of what’s been going on in my head.

  1. CSI Miami is being taken off of Netflix, and for some strange reason I feel like I have to binge watch before it’s gone.  Everything in my head is now being said in that David Caruso voice with the dramatic pause, that’s in EVERY SINGLE LINE HE HAS.  I don’t know who wrote his lines, but some of them make me want to stab my eyes with chopsticks.
  2.  My dog is sad and moping around now that we’re not home every day like we were during Harvey, which makes no sense since it’s not any different from before the storm.  And by the way, since when does a dog poop TWICE in one walk?!?!
  3. Years ago when I was trying to explain the dog’s micro-chip, I told my daughter that she had a GPS tracking chip in her so that I would know where she was if somebody kidnapped her.  She believed  me until a couple of years ago when she found the GPS app that I had hidden on her phone and figured out that the app is how I always knew where she was when she wasn’t with me.
  4. T1288These Iced Lemon Cake and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough meal replacement shakes from Advocare are like crack.  It’s takes all the willpower in the world for me not to have one WITH EVERY MEAL.  It’s like dessert.  Seriously.  Typically I use meal replacement shakes when I’m in a bind and don’t have time to pack a lunch/breakfast or haven’t gone to the grocery store.  I started finding reasons to have these instead!  I think I have my addiction under control.  But I’m still not giving these things up completely!  They’re so easy and convenient, and I can throw my superfoods greens powder in them and not really notice the taste.  If you want a discount so you can try, message me and we can work something out.  You won’t be sorry.
  5. I’m pretty much ready to retire and just be done working.  Only 17 more years to go!